A necktie. An essential male-wardrobe accoutrements hanging from one's neck to express power, success, wealth, and domination over friend and foe alike.
A phallus. The essential male organ hanging from one's midsection to express virility, strength, masculinity, sexuality, and the passing of valued genes to the next generation.
The Dicktie? A glorious combination of the two decidedly commanding objects to form the ultimate dangling participle. A tie with the raw sex appeal and representation of ascendancy to win you success in the bedroom and the boardroom.
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