Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I’m jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.